Thursday, January 06, 2005

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Ah, the holidays..

I refuse to fly anymore because the TSA insist on hiring the biggest idiots they can find, so I stayed in town for the holidays.. I spent Christmas with a friend's family - so I had the fattening food and too much alcohol without having to deal with the baggage and family fights (well, there were fights, but since it wasn't my family, I could just keep eating)..

New Years Eve The Blonde and I went to a party in Holmby Hills filled with under 30 M.A.W.'s and the freeloading boys who love them.. there was a scavenger hunt, and one of the models had to have her 'team' read the clues to her.. She kept waving the paper at anyone she could corner while asking "What does it say? What does it say?"
She told us she couldn't read it because she was Swedish.

Speaking of fattening food and too much booze... The Blonde, two gay guys and I went to Jimmy Kimmel Live last night..

J.K.'s green room used to rock.. it was packed with people, and everyone was having a great time and trying to make deals (or at least get laid).. For 2005, they've instituted a draconian door policy, so the place was dead last night. There couldn't have been more than 10 or 20 people there.

We hung out, watched the show (B list actor, B list actor, some band I've never heard of) and were out of there early - the geezers at Dan Tana's are much more amusing.